♥Monday, March 17, 2008
This is YO MOMMA JOKES.........
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1) Your mama is so fat,she stepped on a scale said:Look there's my phone number!!
2) Your mama so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept!!
3) Your mama's so enormous that when she went to the dry cleaners to hand her
underwear,they put up a sign- "NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED"!!
4) Your mama is so hairy that big foot is jealous!!
5) Your mama is so fat, when she walked in front of my TV, I missed 2 episodes
6) Your mama is so stupid when i say Christmas is around the corner she went looking for it!!
7) Your mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!!
8) Your mama so fat that i ran out of gas trying to get around her!!
9) Your mama is so ugly she went to the zoo and the baboons adopted her!!
10) Your mama so smelly, a skunk next to her smells sweet!!
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Guyz, stay tuned for more at YO MOMMA.......
For now enjoy some pictures i got for ya......
Cat praying for good food
Cat smiling
Dog having Halloween
Fir Outz!
